Ballad of a Big Breasted Bimbo

Baby, I love your smile
Baby, you drive me wild

I just met you today, never seen you before
But with every word you say I want you more and more
And everything you do makes my blood start flowing
I’d love to be your fool, I’m sure by now it’s showing

Baby, I love your smile
Baby, you drive me wild

Your skin is soft as silk, your breasts are firm and large
Your voice is soft as milk or two 12-string guitars
Yes, two 12-string guitars

Your eyes could cut through stones, your hair is long and brown
But most of all I jones your smile that breaks me down
And everything you do makes my blood start flowing
I’d love to be your fool, I’m sure by now it’s showing

Baby, I love your smile
Baby, you drive me wild

Your skin is soft as silk, your breasts are firm and large
Your voice is soft as milk or two 12-string guitars
Yes, two 12-string guitars

Composition © 1991, 1993 Ric Albano
Publication © 2012 Jeremiah Dylan Cook

Performers
Ric Albano
Acoustic Guitars, Bass Guitar, Drums, Vocals

Listener Guide
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Analysis: This song was written as sort of a joke but has held up over the years to be one of my favorites from early ’91. The driving acoustic riffs and time-stop changes, plus different time measurements, make it a very interesting listen musically.